| 1. | Being From Jersey Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry |
| 2. | Send My Love To The Dance Floor I'll See You In Hell (Hey Mister DJ) |
| 3. | The Church Of Hot Addiction |
| 4. | The Kids Are All F'''ed Up |
| 5. | It's Warmer In The Basement |
| 6. | Keep It Simple |
| 7. | It's Amateur Night At The Apollo Creed! |
| 8. | Bring It (Snakes On A Plane) |
| 9. | The Ballad Of Big Poppa and Diamond Girl |
| 10. | Pop-Punk Is Sooooo '05 |
| 11. | You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away |